Cats don’t need anything.
We’re giving it to them anyway.

Introducing Purrzz™. Your cat will pretend not to notice it. That’s how you know it’s working.

PURRZZ • 9 LIVES NOT INCLUDED • 1 BOX INCLUDED • CAT WILL STARE AT YOU FROM ACROSS THE ROOM • PURRZZ • 9 LIVES NOT INCLUDED • 1 BOX INCLUDED • CAT WILL STARE AT YOU FROM ACROSS THE ROOM • PURRZZ • 9 LIVES NOT INCLUDED • 1 BOX INCLUDED • CAT WILL STARE AT YOU FROM ACROSS THE ROOM • PURRZZ • 9 LIVES NOT INCLUDED • 1 BOX INCLUDED • CAT WILL STARE AT YOU FROM ACROSS THE ROOM •

Does your cat look at you like you owe it money?

You do. We checked.
Knocked things off the table, one at a time, while making eye contact?
Rejected a $40 bed in favour of the box it came in?
Screaming at 3am at something only it can see?

INTRODUCING PURRZZ™

Artist’s impression of a Purrzz(It looks different every time you don’t look at it.)

But wait, there’s more!

Comes in a box. They’ll sit in the box. That’s the whole product, really.
Cat not included. Cat will include itself.
Works even better if you ignore it. Cats can smell effort.
Available in Colours, Beige and “Whatever the Sofa Is”
Approved by the Council of Cats (they voted 0–0 and adjourned to sleep)

Not $59.

Not $39.

Not until the cat says so.

Operators are standing by.
(They’re not.)

Find out what the PURR this is →

*Cats may not love it. Cats may not love anything. The Council of Cats is not a real body, although it feels like one. Purrzz may not exist. Your cat will not be telling you.

Does your cat look at you like you owe it money?

INTRODUCING PURRZZ™

But wait, there’s more!

Operators are standing by.(They’re not.)

Operators are standing by.
(They’re not.)